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Colonel Klink

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posted February 10, 2002 13:41      Profile for Colonel Klink   Author's Homepage   Email Colonel Klink   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A couple's driving their car while arguing about the fact the guy cheated on the girl. Then the girl gets mad and cuts off the guy's penis and throws it thru the window. The dicks lands on the next car windshield. In the car is a father and his 9 year old daughter. Twenty seconds after, the penis flies away. The lil girl asks "what was that, dad ?". The dady who doesn't want to get his daughter into sex things yet hesitates then comes up with a kind of answer. "hmmm... it was... an insect".
The lil girl stays silent for a while then says "well, anyways, it had a big cock !"

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Foo

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posted February 10, 2002 15:14      Profile for Foo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
after the insect part i was expecting something along the lines of a cockroach or something

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Mike

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posted February 10, 2002 17:59      Profile for Mike   Email Mike   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that was lame.
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Colonel Klink

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posted February 11, 2002 11:04      Profile for Colonel Klink   Author's Homepage   Email Colonel Klink   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
indeed, so lame I liked it. But, hey, it's french humor, what d'you expect ?

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w3rd souljah

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posted February 11, 2002 19:02      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Armpit hair jokes! Ohhhh French humor not...humor about the French.

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