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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted January 14, 2002 14:12

Bush faints after chocking with a pretzel

On one hand, some terrorists escape a sky of bombs and on the other hand, Bush faints because he doesn't know how to it properly.

Once again, who's this guy ? Jerry fuckin Lewis ?

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted January 14, 2002 15:40

some countries don't have "pretzels." the news in england is reporting bush to have choked on a "savory cracker" while the italian news is calling it a "salty donut."

this amuses me greatly.

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k r i s t i n

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posted January 14, 2002 17:32

it's so funny. the news was making a huge deal out of it...god it was funny as hell.

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Erimica

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posted January 14, 2002 17:38

salty donut?
classic.

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Foo

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posted January 14, 2002 19:06

haha its funny to think of bush just sitting down watching a game. it seems so un presidant-like. like i could just picture him chillin in some trackpants and with a big bowl of pretzels and some nice cold beers. lol.

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted January 14, 2002 19:51

quote:
Originally posted by Erimica:
salty donut?
classic.

i was thinking the same thing. stupid... stupid people.

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted January 14, 2002 19:59

latest news... Russian TV reported that Mr. Bush choked on a "twisted stick."
THEY DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT WAS FOOD!!

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emma discovery

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posted January 14, 2002 20:51

How do you konk out after just swallowing a pretzel wrong, it seems a little off to me. There was a whole article though, in the paper, about his health and stuff.

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted January 14, 2002 21:01

apparently his heart rate is abnormally slow, and when he couldn't breathe it slowed down to the point where if he didn't black out or throw up he'd have a heart attack.

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Clobber

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posted January 14, 2002 22:33

thats really odd...but the various names of the "pretzel" if you will, were amuzing.

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Jenny

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posted January 15, 2002 11:07

we do have pretzels here! we just like to clarify when talking about certain snack foods!
in the times it said it was a pretzel!

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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted January 15, 2002 14:50

Bretzels is a alsacian(french)/german cookie originally, so I guess english people know it too. As for russians, be careful, tiddlywink, what you read is a translation of what they thought was a translation !

Anyways, it reminded me of the budweiser commercial.

Hi george, so wassup ? Watching the game and having a pretzel. true, true...
Wazzzuu..cough cough :blonk:

[ January 15, 2002: Message edited by: Colonel Klink ]

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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted January 15, 2002 14:51

quote:
Originally posted by emma discovery:
How do you konk out after just swallowing a pretzel wrong, it seems a little off to me. There was a whole article though, in the paper, about his health and stuff.

Actually, there's also a link to explain it in the first post

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Just Kenny

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posted January 15, 2002 18:42

quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Klink:
Hi george, so wassup ? Watching the game and having a pretzel. true, true...
Wazzzuu..cough cough :blonk:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! hahahahaha! heheh

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emma discovery

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posted January 15, 2002 20:25

quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Klink:
Actually, there's also a link to explain it in the first post

oh ooops

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