Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout.Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3. 1 to screw it in and 2 to argue about who did it first.
Q: How many indie kids/scensters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What, you didn't know?
Q: How many Skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10. 1 to change the lightbulb, and 9 to get his back...
Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they don't screw.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb:
A: NONE, they just sit in the dark and cry!
Q: How many hardcore kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 30, one to change it and 29 to yell GO!!! (The GO is of course punctuated by yelling and fingerpointing)
Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to film it
Q: How many Straight-Edge does it take to drink a case of beer?
A: One, if no one's looking.
Q: How do you get a Goth out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope...
Q: How do you wake up a Gutter Punk?
A: Open the car door.
Q: How do you know when a Gutter Punk has been to your house?
A: He's still there.
Q: What has 8 arms, can't play bass worth shit, and kills its girlfriend?
A: Squid Vicious.
Q: How do you get a gutter punk out of the bathtub?
A: Turn on the water.
Q. What do you call a punk without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Q: What do you call a punk hitchhiker?
A: Stranded.
Q: If there's a Punk and a Skinhead in the back of a car, who's in the front?
A: A cop
Q: What's the difference between a cop car and a porcupine?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Q: Why are cops buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet?
A: Because deep down they are really good people.
Q: What is the difference between a fascist and a trampoline?
A: You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What do you call a bunch of racist skinheads at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: An apartment building in California has skins living on the first floor, punks on the second floor, and hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived?
A: The skins. They were at work.
Q: Three drunken skinheads jump off a building. One skin had been drinking Guinness, the second Fosters, and the third Blatz. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who the hell cares?
Q: How many times does a skinhead laugh at a joke?
A: Three...once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he gets it.
Q: What's orange and looks good on hippies?
A: Fire
Once there was a punk, really hardcore, with yellow, green, multicoloured hair, a pierced up face, and feather earrings in his ears. He got onto a bus, and this old guy was sitting across from him and just kept looking meanly at him. After about an hour of the staring, the punk got really aggravated and yelled at the old man "what's wrong with you?!? Didn't you ever do anything strange and fun when you were young?" without missing a beat, the old man replied "of course, back when I was in the navy I fucked a
parrot and I thought for a minute you were my son."
If you came upon a cop struggling in a raging river, and you had a choice between rescuing him, or taking a Pulitzer-prize-winning photograph; what shutter speed would you use?
Q: What's so tragic about four ravers driving off a cliff in a Honda Civic?
A: The car seats five.
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