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Walter Sobchek

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posted December 22, 2001 22:21

this might be a fun topic if people discuss. i don't know why i am, but here's one.

i totally just about american pied that shit last night with my girlfriend. first time ever having that happen to me too. it had been almost 2 weeks since the last time we had sex, and i was horny, only a bit too much. well, she was priming the pump, and BAM! i said out loud, "that did not just happen to me." i had no more rubbers either. sucked for me. lucky we both laughed, and the evening was not a total loss amongst other doings.

other people have to have something in relation to this. discuss...

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 22, 2001 22:26

Embarassment? Not I. When you have no experiences, you have a lot less...embarassment.

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Wasting Too Much Time

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posted December 22, 2001 22:41

that disturbs me. at least you were humored by it.

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Neo

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posted December 22, 2001 22:55

I have never seen American Pie. Explain.

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Public Humiliation

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posted December 22, 2001 22:58

he ejaculated prematurely.

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crayon dork

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posted December 22, 2001 23:10

hahahaha. cant say thats ever happened to me, no.

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SickOfSlutes

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posted December 22, 2001 23:49

That happened to me last year I remember. I was frosh in college and it was with a close friend of mine back home. She came to stay with me for a weekend at school. Well I hadn't seen her in like 2 months, and it had been even longer since me and her had really gotten together. Well me roommate was gone that weekend, and once she came that morning, we pretty much didn't leave the dorm all day. We just fooled around pretty much non-stop all day maybe stopping to eat lunch and dinner. Only we never had sex or really got too serious. But I guess I was carrying around this fucking hard-on all day just cuz I wanted this girl so bad. So late that night when we finally get in bed to have sex she starts "priming the pump" as Walter so elequently put it, and shit I busted a nut. She laughed when I explained how long I'd been waiting for her all day...But it was alright. 15 minutes later we did the deed and I lasted that much longer.

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kiddy

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posted December 23, 2001 04:36

well i had a girl in my bed
she said she didnt want sex but when i offered her a foldup mattress she said she would prefer to sleep with me in my bed......anyway we were kinda getting jiggy with it just kissing and stuff and i was lieing on my back my snorkel was up there and pointing for the sky, and she rolled over to lay on top of me and landed fair on my penis and kinda pushed it in and sideways at the same time causing alot of pain , as a result i yelped in agony ,i think i woke up mum and dad in the next room ,the scream of pain kinda ended the whole situation and 2 minutes later i was asleep

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lost at sea

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posted December 23, 2001 20:26

quote:
Originally posted by kiddy:
well i had a girl in my bed
she said she didnt want sex but when i offered her a foldup mattress she said she would prefer to sleep with me in my bed......anyway we were kinda getting jiggy with it just kissing and stuff and i was lieing on my back my snorkel was up there and pointing for the sky, and she rolled over to lay on top of me and landed fair on my penis and kinda pushed it in and sideways at the same time causing alot of pain , as a result i yelped in agony ,i think i woke up mum and dad in the next room ,the scream of pain kinda ended the whole situation and 2 minutes later i was asleep

you have no idea how bad that just made me cringe

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Foo

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posted December 25, 2001 08:39

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you have no idea how bad that just made me cringe

same here!!

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Mike

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posted December 25, 2001 14:49

stories like these make me glad i'm a virgin...

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nose over tail

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posted December 26, 2001 00:14

i don't really have a sexually embarrassing moment, but instead, i have a ton of embarrassing masturbation stories. almost all deal with almost getting caught.. like this one time.. nevermind. i'm not sure anyone wants to hear it.

and i used to tell people it got stuck in a coke bottle, even though it didn't really.. don't ask why. i'm not sure either.

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Mike

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posted December 26, 2001 09:03

quote:
Originally posted by nose over tail:
i don't really have a sexually embarrassing moment, but instead, i have a ton of embarrassing masturbation stories. almost all deal with almost getting caught.. like this one time.. nevermind. i'm not sure anyone wants to hear it.
and i used to tell people it got stuck in a coke bottle, even though it didn't really.. don't ask why. i'm not sure either.

i have some masturbation/sex stories...none about me though. this kid i know tells people these stories at lunch then doesn't understand why people get mad him...if anyone wants to hear them, let me know...they're kinda nasty though.

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One Girl Army

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posted December 26, 2001 09:46

quote:
Originally posted by Mike:
i have some masturbation/sex stories...none about me though. this kid i know tells people these stories at lunch then doesn't understand why people get mad him...

Sounds like my group of friends in high school. Every freaking day at lunch, all they used to talk about was sex. One girl would go on about what she and her boyfriend did that weekend and then others would chime in, sharing their nasty stories. All this would usually involve me saying "You know, some people are trying to eat here..." and then they'd all give me a funny look and kept talking.

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Erimica

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posted December 26, 2001 14:08

quote:
Originally posted by One Girl Army:
Sounds like my group of friends in high school. Every freaking day at lunch, all they used to talk about was sex. One girl would go on about what she and her boyfriend did that weekend and then others would chime in, sharing their nasty stories. All this would usually involve me saying "You know, some people are trying to eat here..." and then they'd all give me a funny look and kept talking.

yeah, that sounds exactly like my lunch table.
it gets pretty graphic sometimes, too...
ugh, sex and porn. that's all there is at lunch these days.

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tiddlywynk

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posted December 26, 2001 16:58

maybe you shouldn't sit with them if it bugs you...?

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kiddy

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posted December 26, 2001 17:37

quote:
Originally posted by lost at sea:
you have no idea how bad that just made me cringe

well at the time i thought id never get it up again cause i thought i felt something kinda break
but the next day everything felt better and i had no problem getting a blood sausage

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one two screw you

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k r i s t i n

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posted December 26, 2001 18:01

what the hell could you actually BREAK down there?

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Ewan

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posted December 26, 2001 18:59

As far as I know, it can actually happen - or at least to some extent. And I'm sure it's bloody painful as well. I have heard stories... gruesome stories - people falling out of bed with erections and landing on them and suchlike. I'm not speaking from personal experience here, and hope I never will.
I have no doubt that something like that is probably the single most painful experience any man could endure. Second perhaps to landing on an erection promptly followed by someone giving you a swift kick to the bollocks - which also hurts like fucking buggery. Again, not speaking from personal experience - Kicked testicles yes, Buggery no.

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Mike

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posted December 26, 2001 19:59

quote:
Originally posted by tiddlywynk:
maybe you shouldn't sit with them if it bugs you...?

ha, that's been tried. they followed us. at least now they're on the other end of the table i sit at...i can still kinda hear them but not as well.

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Foo

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posted December 26, 2001 20:43

yo can actually get a fractured penis. it happens when you put strain on it. your dick bends almost 90 degrees. thank god that hasnt happened to me

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kiddy

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posted December 27, 2001 02:33

well when she landed on it something kinda felt liked it snapped near the base ,then my snorkel and surrounding areas just started hurting like a motherfucker with sharp jabbing pains and then things just felt numbish and limp
admittedly i was pretty sloshed at the time so my memory is a bit vague
but the pain was that bad that i had to yelp in agony which is usually not a good thing when youve got a girl on top of you .......

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one two screw you

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k r i s t i n

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posted December 27, 2001 02:34

well i knew that. someone i know was talking about it once and said it's why the girl has to be careful when she's on top or something. but still...i wouldn't say that it "breaks" since it's not a bone or anything. it just gets hurt.

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Public Humiliation

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posted December 27, 2001 03:54

you could snap a tendon or something which kinda means it "broke". and that would hurt like a bitch.

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sickb0y

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posted December 27, 2001 13:19

i've had something like that happen. ouch.

my girlfriend was on top, and she was getting enthusiastic. she jumped up, came down, and i just heard "craaaaack!".

it ended right there. i got kinda worried cause i read this story where it happened to a guy and he was urinating blood clots for like, two weeks. not good. but it's all good. still works

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the mdogg

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posted December 27, 2001 16:39

i think ALL has a song about that. "she broke my dick"

its a true story i hear. i have no stories... cause i'm a lonely lonely boy

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