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Daniel

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posted December 27, 2001 19:55

Calvin does.

Daniel does.

Calvin and Daniel love turkey toether.

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k r i s t i n

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posted December 27, 2001 20:03

i bet your cat has hair balls. and you're only fifteen yet you look fifty.

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 27, 2001 20:23

Wow. You really showed him who was boss.

I enjoyed that, even though I am allergic to cats and I don't eat meat. If I were to eat a meat, it would probably be turkey.

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Daniel

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posted December 27, 2001 20:24

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Kristin said: i bet your cat has hair balls. and you're only fifteen yet you look fifty.

Calvin is snipped. I'll be 16 on January 14.

Jasmine likes turkey but hates me.

[ December 27, 2001: Message edited by: Daniel ]

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 27, 2001 20:27

I find the best way to bond with animals is to fight them. True.

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Daniel

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posted December 27, 2001 20:31

I think we all know there is a better way to bond with animals, but we probably shouldn't discuss it.

PS: don't hump animals.

[ December 27, 2001: Message edited by: Daniel ]

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 27, 2001 20:44

I cast thee out, furry!

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tiddlywynk

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posted December 27, 2001 22:04

that's so cute... and so disgusting... but so CUTE!

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weezer

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posted December 28, 2001 01:52

quote:
Originally posted by k r i s t i n:
i bet your cat has hair balls. and you're only fifteen yet you look fifty.

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel:
Calvin is snipped.

Misunderstanding = Funny

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Mike

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posted December 28, 2001 06:49

i do that with my birds! good to know i'm not the only one...

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lost at sea

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posted December 28, 2001 14:15

quote:
Originally posted by Mike:
i do that with my birds! good to know i'm not the only one...

::Big Time Question Mark::

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k r i s t i n

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posted December 28, 2001 14:25

maybe he's not talking about turkey. i hope...

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Clobber

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posted December 28, 2001 16:41

hahah..perhaps not..

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melissa

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posted December 28, 2001 16:49

i have a turkey story.

when i was 10, i went to riding camp for 3 weeks...we went to a horse show, and we were all having sandwiches the kitchen packed for us for lunch. So someone goes to one of the massive enormous tractor-trailer trucks (there were two they hired) that hauled some of the horses, and asks the driver and his wife if they wanted some lunch. So after they asked for turkey sandwiches, and they shut the door to their little cabin thing, they didn't realize their speaker was on. So the guy says to his wife, "Hey baby, serve me up some hot turkey," and we start hearing some noises coming from in the truck until they realize the microphone thingy was on...it was so funny. I mean, there were 50 of us, girls from ages 10-15 sitting and eating our lunches, and suddenly we start hearing the driver and his wife getting it on...

that's my story involving turkey.

oh, and His Eminence Mr. Kitty likes turkey as well. and chicken. (and i just did a picture demonstrating mr. kitty's appreciation for fish but webshots is down. damn them. damn them to hell.)

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Wasting Too Much Time

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posted December 28, 2001 18:21

thats grody.

my turkey story: when i was a baby my mom was making a turkey and took it out of the oven and dropped it and splattered turkey juice everywhere and lots hit my arm and burnt it and i still have major scars. ouchie.

mike, they have laws against those kinds of things

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Mike

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posted December 28, 2001 19:44

actually my birds have eaten turkey. my brother called it "yummy cousin" when we gave it to them. they liked it i think.

also...if i'm eating something and they're on me they'll climb down to near my mouth and try to steal my food from my mouth. i share bananas with them...yeah.

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k r i s t i n

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posted December 29, 2001 00:17

don't forget to tell everyone about how they bite your nipples, mike.

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Mike

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posted December 29, 2001 07:10

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Originally posted by k r i s t i n:
don't forget to tell everyone about how they bite your nipples, mike.

yeah they do that too.

also, they try putting their heads in my mouth sometimes...then they make clicking noises. they're weird.

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melissa

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posted December 29, 2001 09:03

mr. kitty likes to think about fish.

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