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cchaddiee
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posted March 20, 2007 17:24

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Christy K.

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posted March 20, 2007 18:50

I think this is by far my favorite board spam message just because it incorporates the usage of "huge cumshot" and "sweeter tasting sperm."

So... what's everyone been listening to?

Current favorites include new Modest Mouse, Bloc Party, and Arcade Fire. I've also been stuck on a Morrissey kick lately.

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***norm

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posted March 20, 2007 18:54

I just listen to the Fratelli's, some Less Than Jake and more Face to Face.

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•* I understand war for some reasons. Land, money, a girl, that can be understood. Now war over god, that's a whole different issue. There is no way I can justify a war over who has a better invisible friend.

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Ewan

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posted March 21, 2007 15:01

M. Ward, lots of Bob Dylan and lots of Wilco. And the new Apples In Stereo is awesome fun through and through. And the new Earlies. Also the Besnard Lakes are pretty cool. But not as cool as me.

Is the new Modest Mouse out yet? Or are you a pirate? I bet you're a pirate.

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PunkMunkey

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posted March 21, 2007 18:59

Been spinning a lot of The Loved Ones, Alkaline Trio, The Police, Lifetime and Hannah Montana.

Yeah.

Hannah Montana.

I know.

P.S. Ewan, The new Modest Mouse came out last week...here in the states at least...not sure about the release date across the pond.

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Ewan

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posted March 22, 2007 09:13

"Have you ever felt like you've been cheated?"

Yeah, by inconsistent release dates!

Really, if they don't want me to Soulseek it, then sell it to me the same time as everyone else!

Actually I'll hold out until it comes out. I'm seeing MM at ATP in May. I practically have a boner in anticipation of the whole event.

Is that new Lifetime or old Lifetime RJ? If new, is it good? I'd assume so what with the fact you're listening to it and all. Hmm.

I'm just wondering why I would care about my own sperm being sweeter tasting? It could only matter to the lucky ladies who get to have a nosh. So maybe they're expected to give me these pills as a gift? I'm not trying to say I want them. But you know. I'll accept whatever. That link again, www.herbalspermpills.com - that's www.herbalspermpills.com - don't delay, buy today!

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PunkMunkey

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posted March 26, 2007 21:25

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Originally posted by Ewan:
Is that new Lifetime or old Lifetime RJ? If new, is it good? I'd assume so what with the fact you're listening to it and all. Hmm.

Mostly new Lifetime...it's actually pretty good...perhaps not as good as the older stuff but still keeping my attention. I also piked up the new Ted Leo over the weekend so I'll probably give that a listen at work tomorrow.

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NSA

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posted April 16, 2007 16:30

Wow, haha things got interesting out here

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