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nose over tail

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posted March 08, 2004 14:09

that's right. i've been working at subway for the last two months. and i just got fired for giving away a big, gallon-sized bag of mustard. good lord. being unemployed sucks when you're trying to save up money to get an apartment.

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Christy K.

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posted March 08, 2004 14:35

Who did you give a gallon sized bag of mustard to? And more importantly, what is that person going to do with a GALLON SIZED bag of mustard! Sorry for the loss.. but maybe you should work for Quiznos and teach Subway a lesson.

--Christy

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thechaostheory

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posted March 08, 2004 15:37

ha, i used to work at subway, gave away free subs to my friends like it was my job. subway is wack anyways, it was my first job at the age of 16 and they gave me a key, money duties, and the alarm code after a month and made me a closing manager...take it as a good thing that they fired you. i used to take big bags of pickles....i love pickels....

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Daniel

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posted March 08, 2004 19:35

What. the. fuck.

That just ain't natural.

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Ken

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posted March 08, 2004 22:47

I just got hired by the Cubs today for crowd control.

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nose over tail

Member # 57

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posted March 08, 2004 23:11

quote:
Originally posted by Christy K.:
Who did you give a gallon sized bag of mustard to? And more importantly, what is that person going to do with a GALLON SIZED bag of mustard! Sorry for the loss.. but maybe you should work for Quiznos and teach Subway a lesson.
--Christy

i gave it to some friends. i was under the impression that they were going to do something cooler with it, but they just put it all over some kids car.

the ironic thing about this, is that this is probably the least bad thing i've done. let's see, i've...

gotten drunk at work twice
paid a kid in vodka to wash the dishes
pocketed at least $45
took/gave away a few free sandwiches
read five chapters one night while i should've been working
stole a bunch of those free sub cards and gave them to homeless people
stole about fifteen dollars in chips and cookies alone
oh, and stuck my hands in my pants to spite a customer because she asked me to change gloves because i answered the phone. i did change gloves, but i had to go into the back to get something for her sandwich, so i put my hands down there.

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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted March 09, 2004 10:31

quote:
Originally posted by nose over tail:

gotten drunk at work twice
paid a kid in vodka to wash the dishes
pocketed at least $45
took/gave away a few free sandwiches
read five chapters one night while i should've been working
stole a bunch of those free sub cards and gave them to homeless people
stole about fifteen dollars in chips and cookies alone
oh, and stuck my hands in my pants to spite a customer because she asked me to change gloves because i answered the phone. i did change gloves, but i had to go into the back to get something for her sandwich, so i put my hands down there.

You're trying to demonstrate us that you're being fired was fair, aren't you ?

And maybe the kid (the one with the mustarded car) was the boss' son

Good luck

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nose over tail

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posted March 10, 2004 14:22

quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Klink:
You're trying to demonstrate us that you're being fired was fair, aren't you ?

sure, it was fair. AND SILLY.

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kismet

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posted March 10, 2004 22:10

uh, I don't think getting fired for stealing is silly. I especially won't think it's silly the next time I buy a subway sandwich and I find that the prices have gone up to cover the price of food lost to employees that eat bags of pickles and give away bags of mustard.

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NSA

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posted March 11, 2004 00:29

quote:
Originally posted by kismet:
uh, I don't think getting fired for stealing is silly. I especially won't think it's silly the next time I buy a subway sandwich and I find that the prices have gone up to cover the price of food lost to employees that eat bags of pickles and give away bags of mustard.

The fatal flaw of your argument is.. why would you eat subway AT ALL, EVER! Yeech. I think a service was done, a guerilla uprising if you will, against the evil institution of franchied sandwhich evil.

Long live the mustard stealers!

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Mike

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posted March 14, 2004 21:17

your story reminds me of this dude:

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Geektanic

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posted March 29, 2004 08:52

oh Jeremy, what are we going to do with you?

oh, and Mike- you have the weirdest collection of pictures ever.

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melissa

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posted March 29, 2004 14:58

he really does. it's almost disturbing. yet entertaining.

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