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One Girl Army

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posted June 23, 2003 14:26

So last week was my friend Alex's birthday. A week earlier, I was in Philadelphia visiting a friend and while we were browsing around this store Condom Kingdom, I found the greatest thing ever: A wind-up toy of George Bush doing Saddam Hussein up the butt. I decided this would be an excellent birthday present for my friend because he'd other love it or be absolutely horrified by it. I gave it to him on Thursday, and although he was scared of it first, he now loves the thing. This is what it looks like:

Yeah, he spelled "Saddam" wrong, I know. The kid's not a good speller.

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*** Barrie ***
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thechaostheory

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posted June 23, 2003 14:32

ha, i saw that on South St. in Philly last week in the same store. they have some sick shit in that store, but some funny shit also.

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One Girl Army

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posted June 23, 2003 15:00

Yep, that's where I bought it, Condom Kingdom on South St. My friend's lucky I got him that... I was condsidering getting him one of the penis-shaped water bottles.

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*** Barrie ***
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Colonel Klink

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posted June 24, 2003 11:56

not to break it to you or anything, but first off I think it's 6th graders humor and then, I think they do't look like the real ones at all. Come on we would know it if dubya was that tall.

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One Girl Army

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posted June 24, 2003 15:56

I thought it was funny.

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*** Barrie ***
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Mike

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posted June 24, 2003 17:43

i find it amusing.

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Daniel

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posted June 24, 2003 17:54

I don't see how George can stick it in his ass if their pants are on.

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One Girl Army

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posted June 24, 2003 19:17

It's just a silly little toy.

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*** Barrie ***
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k r i s t i n

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posted June 25, 2003 02:33

weird that i've been hearing about condom kingdom lately. i only saw them in australia years ago, but not here.

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!

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One Girl Army

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posted June 25, 2003 12:14

I was under the impression that it was a chain, because I swear I've seen another one before, but I looked it up online and the only one I found was the one in Philly. Strange.

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*** Barrie ***
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