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murkybubble

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posted May 16, 2003 21:49      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i think Stewart is cheating on me.
Stewart didn't give it to me today. Stewart gives it to me at *least* twice every weekday, for as long as i can remember, but not at all today. my only explanation for this is that Stewart is giving it to someone else.
oh Stewart, i'm so disappointed in you. i really thought we had something special.

...if you can correctly guess what the fuck i am talking about, i will mail you five dollars.

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Daniel

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posted May 16, 2003 22:10      Profile for Daniel   Email Daniel   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is John Stewart leaving the Daily Show?

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i was/am WashinMyGoat.

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murkybubble

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posted May 17, 2003 09:24      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
no, thank god.

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k r i s t i n

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posted May 18, 2003 22:22      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
gives what to you?

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!
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murkybubble

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posted May 19, 2003 11:45      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that would give it away.

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Daniel

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posted May 19, 2003 14:11      Profile for Daniel   Email Daniel   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Does it have to do with Rod Stewart? Just mail me 5 bucks anyway.

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i was/am WashinMyGoat.

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murkybubble

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posted May 19, 2003 19:35      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
incorrect.

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sickb0y

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posted May 20, 2003 01:30      Profile for sickb0y        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i would have said that stewart is a ling cheating sack of shit. and you should promptly kick him in the nuts, thus teaching him a very harsh lesson.
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murkybubble

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posted May 20, 2003 10:22      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
stewart does not have nuts.

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posted May 20, 2003 15:12      Profile for thechaostheory   Email thechaostheory   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
its the school bus! you named it stewart!....its probably not but thats what i thought of

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you're everything i lived for.....forever got shorter
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murkybubble

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posted May 20, 2003 21:21      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
wrong, but you were actually fairly close.

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posted May 21, 2003 10:33      Profile for Jody   Email Jody   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Stewart is the bus DRIVER?!?!??!
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PunkMunkey

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posted May 21, 2003 12:49      Profile for PunkMunkey   Email PunkMunkey   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You're having sex with the BUS DRIVER?!?!? ...had to be said...

In any case did the bus driver not give you a thims up or a hi-five or something?

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Have you ever felt like you've been cheated?

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murkybubble

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posted May 21, 2003 17:00      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
no bus driver is involved.

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posted May 21, 2003 19:28      Profile for sickb0y        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
stewart is a dog that chases the school bus and he had his nuts chopped off in a freak gasoline accident
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posted May 21, 2003 21:00      Profile for murkybubble   Author's Homepage   Email murkybubble   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
no bus is involved, either.

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