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One Girl Army

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posted June 28, 2002 17:48      Profile for One Girl Army   Author's Homepage   Email One Girl Army   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Trying to liven this place up a bit... here's a joke I found off another board that I'm sure most (or maybe even all) of you will find funny.


Q: What's 500 feet long and has no pubic hair?


A: The line outside the doors of a Dashboard Confessional show.

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the placebo

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posted June 28, 2002 17:52      Profile for the placebo   Email the placebo   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
people were saying that when NSYNC, Blink 182, Backstreet Boys, and other bands came here. not to spoil your joke or anything...ha.

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One Girl Army

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posted June 28, 2002 18:05      Profile for One Girl Army   Author's Homepage   Email One Girl Army   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hey, I just took it off another message board. I'm sure you can replace Dashboard with any band/artist name of that nature and it'll still have the same affect.

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k r i s t i n

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posted June 28, 2002 20:34      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i've never heard it, i thought it was funny.

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damnedmitliss

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posted July 07, 2002 11:52      Profile for damnedmitliss   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that was not funny. i'm apalled.

lol.

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Daniel

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posted July 07, 2002 20:18      Profile for Daniel   Email Daniel   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by damnedmitliss:
that was not funny. i'm apalled.

quote:
Originally posted by damnedmitliss:
lol.


makes... no... sense...

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El Guapo Vandal

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posted July 10, 2002 23:53      Profile for El Guapo Vandal   Email El Guapo Vandal   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
here are some REAL bad ones...

Q. How did hellen keller pierce her ears?

A. Answering the stapler.


Q. Why did helen keller fail her drivers test?

A. Because shes a woman.


Q. Why was joan of arc burned at the stake?

A. Because shes a woman.

sure, a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake a whole relationship.


now THOSE are bad jokes.

[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: El Guapo Vandal ]



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Clobber

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posted July 11, 2002 07:00      Profile for Clobber     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by El Guapo Vandal:

now THOSE are bad jokes.

Yes....yes they are..
Although i did enjoy the man faking the whole relationship one...

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tiddlywynk

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posted July 11, 2002 16:28      Profile for tiddlywynk   Author's Homepage   Email tiddlywynk   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by El Guapo Vandal:
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Q. Why was joan of arc burned at the stake?

A. Because shes a woman.

how is that a joke? it's true!

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El Guapo Vandal

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posted July 11, 2002 18:10      Profile for El Guapo Vandal   Email El Guapo Vandal   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by tiddlywynk:

how is that a joke? it's true!

well, yes, but in the context of the two other jokes....

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posted July 11, 2002 19:14      Profile for Geektanic   Author's Homepage   Email Geektanic   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy?

A: She was trying to read a stucco wall!

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