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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted June 15, 2002 04:32

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The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in New York. It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Center spent the morning at his girlfriend's appartment with his phone turned off. He wasn't watching TV either. When he turned his phone back on at about 11am, it rang immediately. It was his hysterical wife. "Are you OK ? Where are you ?". He said "What do you mean ? I'm in my office of course!".

Talk about a bummer.

[ June 15, 2002: Message edited by: Colonel Klink ]

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Zesty

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posted June 15, 2002 17:33

Heh, he got what was coming to him.

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nose over tail

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posted June 17, 2002 00:23

hehe. that's funny, in an ironic sort of way.

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted June 17, 2002 01:06

hahaha... dude didn't know how to lie properly. hahha. haha. ha.

eh...

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted June 17, 2002 11:23

in the long run it's a good thing he was cheating on his wife... divorce is most likely a lot less painful than being blown to smithereens.

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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted June 17, 2002 13:58

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Originally posted by tiddlywynk:
in the long run it's a good thing he was cheating on his wife... divorce is most likely a lot less painful than being blown to smithereens.

Don't you think about all those dudes who were having a quickie with their secretary in the WTC at 9 ?
And I do think anything would be more painful than being blown to smithereens. One sec you're there at some point and the next second you're everywhere. How could it be painful ?

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted June 17, 2002 16:39

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Originally posted by Colonel Klink:

One sec you're there at some point and the next second you're everywhere. How could it be painful ?

bwhahahahaha... classis... pure classic

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