About a year ago, my mother installed a key lock on her door. She said it was because she didn't want us (my sister and I) coming in her room when she wasn't home and messing up stuff. Sometimes I need to get stuff in her room (toilet paper,etc.)so my sister and I figured out that we can get into her room using the 2nd door which still has the original lock.

A while after this, we were all in her room, and my sister picked up this thing wrapped up in a blanket and asks my mom what it is. My mom grabbed it from her, threw it under the bed, and started laughing in embarrassment.

So today, my mom and sister were both away form the house. I needed some toilet paper, so I went into her room the usual backdoor way. I happened to look under her bed and see that same thing wrapped in the same blanket as before. So, of course, I'm curious and want to see what it is. (Damn curiousity.) So I unwrap it and it reveals A GIANT PLASTIC COCK! With fucking opened condom wrappers with it! I just stare at it while saying "Oh my God, Oh my God" repeatedly, then I wrap it back up and shove it under the bed.

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Originally posted by kiddy:
the other day i walked into the kitchen and the old man was rubbing the old chook up he didnt even care that i was there

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clarification please...

"the old chook", is this:

a. your mum
b. his penis
c. none of the above (please specify)

i mean.. if your parents didnt have sex, you wouldnt be here, so obviously they fuck.
and im sure they like sex as much as any teenager, why should they be denied because they have kids?
secondly, i know, your parents are separated (so you said) mine are too.. but just like us, they still get sexual urges and there is nothing wrong with them satisfying those urges

it may seem a little wierd, but if you try not to picture it happening, you will find it becomes less and less a big deal and you will come to be able to accept it.

i guess the moral of the story is, you shouldnt snoop around other people's stuff... how would you like your mum reading your diary huh?

yep.

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Originally posted by Sophie:
i dont understand why this is such a big deal.

i mean.. if your parents didnt have sex, you wouldnt be here, so obviously they fuck.
and im sure they like sex as much as any teenager, why should they be denied because they have kids?
secondly, i know, your parents are separated (so you said) mine are too.. but just like us, they still get sexual urges and there is nothing wrong with them satisfying those urges

it may seem a little wierd, but if you try not to picture it happening, you will find it becomes less and less a big deal and you will come to be able to accept it.

i guess the moral of the story is, you shouldnt snoop around other people's stuff... how would you like your mum reading your diary huh?

yep.

-sophie

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Originally posted by Zesty:
I just stare at it while saying "Oh my God, Oh my God" repeatedly, then I wrap it back up and shove it under the bed.

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It's high time you learnt where you should really shove it

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Originally posted by tiddlywynk:
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Originally posted by w3rd souljah:

THAT WAS THE SCARIEST PARAGRAPH I HAVE EVER READ.

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Originally posted by tiddlywynk:
if your mom catches you masturbating or something and gets pissed, you can always pull the "at least i don't have a giant dildo" line.

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I don't think parents are pissed at that time(unless you're 4 or 94) but rather embarassed and so is the kid.