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Foo

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posted November 24, 2001 20:27      Profile for Foo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
o man... last night i was sooo drunk that my brain had me convinced that i had some sorta boob vision. lol. i dont wanna sound like a perve or anything like that but it seemed like every girl that walked by me had their boobs exposed.

in the end i realized that if ppl were to have some sorta superpower, boob vision wouldnt be a great one cuz when fat ugly people walk by its not fun.


ps. please ignore my stupidity

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Colonel Klink

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posted November 25, 2001 06:11      Profile for Colonel Klink   Author's Homepage   Email Colonel Klink   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I think that if you could have this power, then boobs wouldn't matter to you that much any longer, they's become too usual, just like hands or face. See, on the beach a lotta girls are stripped to the waist and though, it doesn't makes you necessarily horny...

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Erimica

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posted November 25, 2001 10:58      Profile for Erimica   Email Erimica   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i just saw that xray vision commercial.
(for some type of pants)
i am waay too easily amused.

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One Girl Army

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posted November 25, 2001 18:02      Profile for One Girl Army   Author's Homepage   Email One Girl Army   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is it just me, or are there starting to be an abnormal amount of boob posts lately?

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Mimesis Entertainment
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tiddlywynk

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posted November 25, 2001 18:42      Profile for tiddlywynk   Author's Homepage   Email tiddlywynk   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that's cuz everyone loves b0obs. whee.

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crazy joe davola

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posted November 25, 2001 18:47      Profile for crazy joe davola   Email crazy joe davola   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
no one likes uneven b0obs, though.

xray vision would slaughter any hope of the future evolution of subtlety in the male population.

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It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite

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kiddy

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posted November 26, 2001 03:04      Profile for kiddy   Email kiddy   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
boobs are rad
this chick that came into work yesterday had some serious hooters and she wasnt packing that much kgs
she would have some serious back problems
in any case i ever so discretely stared at them the entire time she was in the shop
yay for boobies

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melissa

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posted November 26, 2001 06:35      Profile for melissa   Email melissa   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
this girl in my acting class did a monologue about boobs. it was incredibly funny. yup.

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lost at sea

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posted November 27, 2001 21:30      Profile for lost at sea   Author's Homepage   Email lost at sea   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
wow i feel the species de-evolving.

....im surprised there arent any real boobie pictures on the bored.

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Foo

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posted November 28, 2001 12:08      Profile for Foo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
there used to be form someones brother using a webcam. i think it might hve been kristen im not sure

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Just Kenny

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posted November 28, 2001 12:43      Profile for Just Kenny   Email Just Kenny   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It was amanda, some guy house sitting for her (or something) was chatting with some gangly little kids and got them to show their perkies or something weird like that.

Interesting.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 28, 2001 14:00      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Foo:
there used to be form someones brother using a webcam. i think it might hve been kristen im not sure

i didn't know there was some girl named kristen on this board.

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tiddlywynk

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posted November 28, 2001 17:25      Profile for tiddlywynk   Author's Homepage   Email tiddlywynk   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

oh baby oh baby oh baby...

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Ewan

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posted November 28, 2001 17:55      Profile for Ewan   Author's Homepage   Email Ewan   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hot damn!

e.

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Public Humiliation

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posted November 29, 2001 07:11      Profile for Public Humiliation   Author's Homepage   Email Public Humiliation   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
they look more like jelly donuts.

arn't nipples usually darker than the boobie bit?

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tiddlywynk

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posted November 29, 2001 15:59      Profile for tiddlywynk   Author's Homepage   Email tiddlywynk   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hey, i didn't draw em...

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Ewan

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posted November 29, 2001 16:39      Profile for Ewan   Author's Homepage   Email Ewan   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You scanned them?

e.

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sickb0y

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posted November 29, 2001 16:57      Profile for sickb0y        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
girl... you got problems if they your b00bs!
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k r i s t i n

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posted November 29, 2001 17:24      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
maybe she scanned them and then traced over them and colored them in so people would think she drew them. but now she's slipped up, and she's being exposed (in a different way).

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!
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tiddlywynk

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posted November 29, 2001 18:11      Profile for tiddlywynk   Author's Homepage   Email tiddlywynk   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
uh... someone posted them on another board, but interesting ideas...

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 29, 2001 19:39      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
excuses!

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