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posted January 15, 2002 15:29                       

*Yawn* Your life appears to be quite boring and dull, spiced up only by the fact that you have really awesome friends. You're a hopeless romantic, and at least you're persistent, we'll give you that. You would benefit from gaining a sense of humor and learning not to be so whiney all the time. But when it all comes down to it, you really know how to get your shit together, which is an admirable trait. You're a mad fat chick killa! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

The proverbial nail is struck on the head.

e.

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Having fun or dying young?
It's hard to tell.

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posted January 15, 2002 15:55                    

Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted? Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

duh.

You're a very open and adventurous person, you've been around the block and back several times. Yet, as all people do, you realize that this life style cannot go on forever and need to settle down. Hopefully as more time progresses you'll stick to one gender and not be so greedy! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

hah. i havent even seen chasing amy.

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oh please, if i wanted to hear mindless droning i'd befriend an airconditioner.

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posted January 15, 2002 16:01                       

There are a million things we'd like to say to you, but we can't express ourselves monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all. Basically, you're an asshole. You're a phony and a fake who likes taking road trips down the Hershey Highway. No one likes you except for your cellmates, because your actions are obnoxious and arrogant. But hey, where you're at, they screw people in a very uncomfortable place. Like the back of a volkswagen? I thought she was 35! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

You have an air of intelligence about you, some might even perceive you as being stuck up. You seem like you may be a nice person when you're not throwing one of your ever-present hissy fits and being a bitch to everyone. And take off your socks when you make whoopie, he hates it! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

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you could say i do at least.

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posted January 15, 2002 16:11                    

You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments. Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

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posted January 15, 2002 18:44                       

You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments. Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

You are passionate about what you want out of life, and some have even described you as coarse. But deep down inside you have a good heart and that's all that matters. Actually...all that really matters is that your boyfriend is Brodie! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

i'm my own boyfriend...

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!

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posted January 15, 2002 20:24                       

You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments. Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

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Robots.

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posted January 15, 2002 21:36                   

Whispers In The Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt & Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming In Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah and uh, All Holes Filled With Hard Cock...oops, did I offend you? Your main goal in life seems to be shocking and apalling anyone and everyone you meet. You don't give a shit what anyone thinks about you and you play off your depression and boredom with your life by making fun of everything. You love your job, you just hate the customers. Your advice to live by is title does not dictate behavior. Ooh, Navy Seals! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

You are passionate about what you want out of life, and some have even described you as coarse. But deep down inside you have a good heart and that's all that matters. Actually...all that really matters is that your boyfriend is Brodie! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

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posted January 15, 2002 22:09                    

You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments. Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

ok that makes sense, but...

You're a very open and adventurous person, you've been around the block and back several times. Yet, as all people do, you realize that this life style cannot go on forever and need to settle down. Hopefully as more time progresses you'll stick to one gender and not be so greedy! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

genk? i hate you dodgy quiz dealie

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never, under any circumstances, steal the purple magician's briefcase of tricks.

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