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kiddy

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posted November 15, 2001 20:50

a bad habit i possess especially when im drunk is that when a girl has a nice pair of breasts i tend to end up talking to the breasts rather than the girls face which is kinda slack i know ....but i always end up doing it
i wonder how obvious it is that im talking to the boobies rather than the face

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Woody

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posted November 15, 2001 21:08

Don't worry Kiddy, I do it about 99.7% of the time. Yeah I suck so what.

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paul

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posted November 15, 2001 22:25

you have to wonder how obvious it is?

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thechaostheory

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posted November 16, 2001 19:53

its only when you're drunk? i tend to do it no matter what, and then slowly make my way up to the face......slowly

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Foo

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posted November 16, 2001 21:34

if they are anything like these then they'd most likely get my attention too

[ November 17, 2001: Message edited by: Foo ]

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Ewan

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posted November 17, 2001 10:35

Hot damn!

e.

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Foo

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posted November 17, 2001 12:20

quote:
Originally posted by Ewan:
Hot damn!

yeah thats what i said when i first saw that picture

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kiddy

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posted November 17, 2001 20:42

those boobies are so rad

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 18, 2001 22:20

[typical male comment], eh guys?

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Public Humiliation

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posted November 19, 2001 02:36

quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:
[typical male comment], eh guys?

must be a poof.

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kiddy

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posted November 19, 2001 03:10

quote:
Originally posted by Public Humiliation:
must be a poof.

i reckon he wears sheilas clothes too
and drink vodka cruisers

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one two screw you

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One Girl Army

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posted November 19, 2001 12:20

That picture still frightens me.

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Walter Sobchek

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posted November 19, 2001 16:32

That picture still excites me.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 19, 2001 17:11

what is the fasination with boobs? they're just like rolls of fat, basically. i know they're not really rolls of fat but they could look like it. yeah.

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kiddy

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posted November 21, 2001 01:51

quote:
Originally posted by k r i s t i n:
what is the fasination with boobs? they're just like rolls of fat, basically. i know they're not really rolls of fat but they could look like it. yeah.

somebodies got issues with their breasts??

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crazy joe davola

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posted November 21, 2001 02:18

I'm with kristin. I dont get it. The first thing I thought when I saw the pic above was "well... where the fuck's her head?".

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phil is mondo lame

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posted November 21, 2001 02:49

i also don't see the fascination with breasts either, and i'm a guy. sure, they have novelty value for a while since i don't have any, but i just think there are far more interesting parts to a woman.

let the inquisition into my sexuality begin!

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tiddlywynk

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posted November 21, 2001 06:47

i can understand the fascination with big boobs... it's like a lava lamp. all the shapes that are in the lava lamp look cool, but when there's a big huge blob in the midst of a bunch of little blobs, that's the one you focus on.

at least that's how my friend explained it to me in seventh grade.

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Foo

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posted November 21, 2001 12:15

i think the thing is that guys dont have big boobs. plus some guys have hairy chests and hairy boobs. so to see someone of the sex that you are attracted to with different body shapes and such it sorta makes the mind focus on those areas.

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crazy joe davola

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posted November 21, 2001 12:36

no way. I dont have hairy man boobs (hah, not this again) and I have no fascination with them on guys.

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It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite

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lost at sea

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posted November 21, 2001 13:41

quote:
Originally posted by crazy joe davola:
no way. I dont have hairy man boobs (hah, not this again) and I have no fascination with them on guys.

thank god for that

anyways, they are just fun. i mean, you have them, you know... right? they arent that exciting for people to go crazy like this over though. i mean, i dont have them, so i am interested. but granted, theres much more to a person than that... much

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 21, 2001 14:22

quote:
Originally posted by kiddy:
somebodies got issues with their breasts??

nope.

quote:
Originally posted by tiddlywynk:
i can understand the fascination with big boobs... it's like a lava lamp. all the shapes that are in the lava lamp look cool, but when there's a big huge blob in the midst of a bunch of little blobs, that's the one you focus on.
at least that's how my friend explained it to me in seventh grade.

that's a pretty good way to explain it but i think it would be the same for anything big around a bunch of little things, not just boobs. that doesn't really explain why guys actually like and/or prefer (if they do...) bigger ones.

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Ewan

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posted November 21, 2001 17:44

Several points -

a) I always have my doubts about those who can't fully express their appreciation for tits. (w3rd souljah. - no offence, all in jest)

b) That picture still excites me too.

c) Any woman that has rolls of fat that big and that pert can come my way anytime.

d) Who cares where the fuck her head is? Look at those things!

e) Yes I know you all hate me already.

f) e.

ps - Hooray for boobies.

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tiddlywynk

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posted November 21, 2001 21:11

i'm in love with ewan.

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dan(ny)zig

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posted November 22, 2001 22:36

i think the breast sitsuation in our country is kinda sad. i think it causes lots of women to hate themselves. men let women know loud and clear that they like big boobs. and if you don't have big boobs, you're sexually vapid. so women stop at nothing to satisfy their sexual peers and in turn reduce their own gender into a set of tits.

yeah, in conclusion . . . i like boobs. just because i think it's silly doesn't mean i don't like boobs. because i do. yes. i do. boobs are nice.

ps. the movielife picture is just silly.

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tiddlywynk

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posted November 22, 2001 23:24

yay b0obs!

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 23, 2001 01:04

quote:
Originally posted by dan(ny)zig:
yeah, in conclusion . . . i like boobs. just because i think it's silly doesn't mean i don't like boobs. because i do. yes. i do. boobs are nice.

oh my god! you like boobs and i know it! i'm telling jon this!

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lost at sea

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posted November 23, 2001 01:16

AHHHHH kristin DID tell me! my daddy isnt spozed to like BOOBSS!!!!! AHHHHHHH

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One Girl Army

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posted November 23, 2001 10:25

I've created a monster with that picture.

I never have and never will understand the male fascination with breasts. My friends and I used to have long discussions about this too. Once I asked someone what they thought and she felt it was because they are "symbols of reproduction". However, I don't think that's it. It'd be like the guy saying "Hey baby, what nice symbols of reproduction you have!" It just doesn't work.

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tiddlywynk

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posted November 23, 2001 11:38

lemme see if i can explain it this way... the first time you saw a penis (i'm not talking like preschool running around naked with your little friends, like the first time you saw it and were thinking about sex at the same time) were you just like ehh or were you kinda fascinated by it? it's different... you don't have one, you never will. if it's bigger, it's more fascinating because it's intimidating. same deal with boobs. guys don't have them, they never will (unless they gain lotsa weight) and the bigger they are, the more intimidating and, therefore, interesting, they are.

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Foo

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posted November 23, 2001 12:13

damn the movielife must be selling lotsa yellow shirts cuz after seeing this pic, the shirt doesnt look so great in black.

im assuming its the same girl but with different angle and lighting.

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Christine

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posted November 25, 2001 23:23

Boob are intimidating? Yes, my boobs are going to engulf you all right now. I think boobs are disgusting, especially when girls don't wear bras, and they fall out (this happens to my friend alot, she is quite the intellectual). What I'd like to know is why people find asses appealing.
I don't get it, boobs are scary and dangerous.

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One Girl Army

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posted November 26, 2001 18:39

I actually own the Movielife shirt in black and I think it's nice. After seeing the other pic though, I don't think I would ever buy the yellow one... heh.

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Just Kenny

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posted November 26, 2001 22:37

This thread is still active? I guess it's thanks to people like me who keep posting stuff like this.

I agree, we have made such a sick fascination with breasts in our society. I prefer any breast size, but TOO big can be a big hassle (and I assume the feeling is mutual with their owner). I admit, I like them, I am a product of society's propaganda. But 'ow sweet it is!

I, personally, prefer the ass. I don't know why, I just do. society's shaping, again, mixed with sexual instinct, probably made that.

Well, here's to putting this thread back at the top.

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