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onelung

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posted November 15, 2001 01:30      Profile for onelung   Author's Homepage   Email onelung   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"hey I'm only human, right?" yeah you try telling that to the officer that just busted you jerking yourself off with the dismembered hand of the hooker you strangled an hour earlier.

somedays should just be spent in bed, away from the prying eye of law enforcement, away from the responsibility that comes with your very own library card, away from the cuntfuck boss who's shocked that minimum wage doesn't motivate you enough to fake that it does.

I didn't ask this world to let me in, i didn't sign up for this shit. I didn't force that gym teacher to sleep with that student, i didn't ask that student to give birth to me, and most fucking importantly, at no time did I ask that bitch to leave me in the dumpster behind bea's laundromat on aurthur. fucking whore.

[ November 15, 2001: Message pissed and shat by: onelung ]

[ November 15, 2001: Message edited by: onelung ]



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w3rd souljah

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posted November 15, 2001 01:33      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have a pair of velcro shoes.

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paul

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posted November 15, 2001 02:19      Profile for paul   Email paul   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
velcros hip, you suck.
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w3rd souljah

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posted November 15, 2001 03:06      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Velcro is hip? How the fuck should I know? I barely leave the house. I guess they were hip three years ago when I got them? Oh well. Apparently you follow [watch] the trends. I'll remember that next time, Ms. Rivers.

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phil is mondo lame

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posted November 15, 2001 03:46      Profile for phil is mondo lame   Email phil is mondo lame   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
my wallet has velcro on it. plus it smells like a wet dog. woo

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Walter Sobchek

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posted November 15, 2001 08:24      Profile for Walter Sobchek   Author's Homepage   Email Walter Sobchek   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
uh..dude. Dio - "rainbow in the dark". That's all I have to say about keyboards in metal.

\m/,

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Erimica

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posted November 15, 2001 12:23      Profile for Erimica   Email Erimica   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
my wallet has snaps.
they are loud.

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exspectator

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posted November 15, 2001 12:30      Profile for exspectator   Author's Homepage   Email exspectator   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
song of zarathustra. oh yes.

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posted November 15, 2001 13:51      Profile for Amanda   Author's Homepage   Email Amanda   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i have velcro shoes too.
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onelung

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posted November 18, 2001 04:25      Profile for onelung   Author's Homepage   Email onelung   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
fuck the know it alls, velcro's the bomb yo

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That Kid Jay

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posted November 20, 2001 07:06      Profile for That Kid Jay   Email That Kid Jay   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have 3 pairs of velcro shoes, werd.
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lost at sea

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posted November 21, 2001 15:03      Profile for lost at sea   Author's Homepage   Email lost at sea   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i have blue velcro shoes and my watch has velcro on it. my watch band smells like death.

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 21, 2001 15:40      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by lost at sea:
i have blue velcro shoes and my watch has velcro on it. my watch band smells like death.

you spelled crotch wrong.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 21, 2001 18:10      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
jon's velcro shoes are like platforms. it's an illusion. he also forgot to say he has a velcro pokemon wallet that i got him from the 99 cent store.

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lost at sea

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posted November 23, 2001 01:26      Profile for lost at sea   Author's Homepage   Email lost at sea   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:

you spelled crotch wrong.

AHHHH my crotch does not contain velcro.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 23, 2001 12:12      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha! liar.

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 23, 2001 13:57      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by lost at sea:

AHHHH my crotch does not contain velcro.

I meant wallets do not smell of death, but crotch. Rank, rotten crotch.



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k r i s t i n

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posted November 23, 2001 18:48      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i better be seeing those shoes in real life tomorrow.

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ZoE1084

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posted November 23, 2001 19:15      Profile for ZoE1084   Author's Homepage   Email ZoE1084   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
whoa, i thought i was the only one that couldnt tie shoes. my velcro shoes are white roxy ones..they are uber cool.
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dan(ny)zig

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posted November 24, 2001 21:08      Profile for dan(ny)zig   Email dan(ny)zig   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that was a mighty quick transition from dismembered hookers into velcro shoes.

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kiddy

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posted November 25, 2001 03:04      Profile for kiddy   Email kiddy   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
my wallets all torn i need a new one
some dude attempted to take it last night from my passed out carcass ,but my mate stopped it ....lucky

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 25, 2001 03:25      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by k r i s t i n:
i better be seeing those shoes in real life tomorrow.

Good thing the show was sold out and the number you called my cell with that one time was unlisted or whatever so I had no way of contacting you. Amoeba was cool though.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 25, 2001 18:40      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
you wouldn't have been able to contact me by that number anyways cause i wasn't at home.

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lost at sea

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posted November 27, 2001 21:05      Profile for lost at sea   Author's Homepage   Email lost at sea   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:

I meant wallets do not smell of death, but crotch. Rank, rotten crotch.

do those shoes say LL Bean? fucking sell out.

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 28, 2001 18:57      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Bitch, they say E Z Strider. You're so jealous. It's cute.

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